Kamis, 15 April 2010

Resep makanan ciNta

Resep makanan ciNta
(kiriman dari teman)

BAHAN:
> 1 pria sehat, 1 wanita sehat, 100% Komitmen, 2 pasang restu orang tua, 1
botol kasih sayang murni.

BUMBU:
> 1 balok besar humor, 25 gr rekreasi, 1 bungkus doa, 2 sendok teh
telpon-telponan, Semuanya diaduk hingga merata dan mengembang.

TIPS:
> Pilih pria dan wanita yang benar-benar matang dan seimbang.
> Jangan yang satu terlalu tua dan yang lainnya terlalu muda karena dapat
mempengaruhi kelezatan (sebaiknya dibeli di toserba bernama TEMPAT IBADAH,
walaupun agak jual mahal tapi mutunya terjamin.)
> Jangan beli di pasar yang bernama DISKOTIK atau PARTY karena walaupun
modelnya bagus dan harum baunya tapi kadang menipu konsumen atau kadang
menggunakan zat pewarna yang bisa merusak kesehatan.
> Gunakan Kasih sayang cap ‘IMAN, HARAP & KASIH’ yang telah mendapatkan
penghargaan ISO dari Departemen Kesehatan dan Kerohanian

Cara Memasak :
> Pria dan Wanita dicuci bersih, buang semua masa lalunya sehingga tersisa
niat yang murni.
> Siapkan loyang yang telah diolesi dengan komitmen dan restu orang tua
secara merata.
> Masukkan niat yang murni ke dalam loyang dan panggang dengan api cinta,
merata sekitar 30 menit di depan penghulu.
> Biarkan di dalam loyang tadi dan sirami dengan semua bumbu di atas.
> Kue siap dinikmati.

Catatan: Kue ini dapat dinikmati oleh pembuatnya seumur hidup dan paling
enak dinikmati dalam keadaan kasih yang hangat. Tapi kalau sudah agak
dingin, tambahkan lagi humor segar secukupnya, rekreasi sesuai selera,
serta beberapa potong doa kemudian dihangatkan lagi di oven bermerek
‘Tempat Ibadah’ diatas api cinta. Setelah mulai hangat, jangan lupa
telepon-teleponan bila berjauhan.

“Ojt Trana, NPLCT”

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Rabu, 14 April 2010

The Passive Remedy

A.CHANGE INTO THE PASSIVE VOICE:

1. Students should not do this test if they study diligently

This test should not be done (by students) if they study diligently.

2. You are joining the English remedial test once again

The English remedial test is being joined (by you) once again.

3. Has Dira written the new blog address correctly?

` Has the new blog adress been wtitten (by Dira) correctly?

4.Didn’t you ask a direct question clearly to Mr T before the test?

Was a direct question not asked (by you) clearly to Mr T before the test?


5.Will you be waiting for them tomorrow evening?


Will they to be being waited tomorrow evening (by you)?


6.No one has ever told them how to behave


They have ever been told (by no one) how to behave?


7.They do not tell you the truth about the next project
(2 p)

a. -You are not told the truth about the next project (by them).

b.- The truth about the next project is not told to you (by them).

8.
The police asked him many questions during the interrogation
(2 p)

a. - He was asked many questions during the interrogation (by the police).

b.- Many questions were asked to him during the interrogation (by the police)


B. CHANGE INTO THE ACTIVE VOICE:

1.All note books must be closed immediately by the student

The students must close all note books immediately

2.Is the television going to be watched all day by them?


Are they going to watch the television all day?


3.We should not be fooled by him if we believed in you

He should not fool us if we belived in you.

4.Gilang was told to cut his long hair by the teacher


The teacher told Gilang to cut his long hair


5.The remedial test is n
ot easily done by the students

The students do not do the remedial test easily


Senin, 05 April 2010

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Sesunguhnya Allah dan malaikat-malaikat-Nya bershalawat untuk Nabi. Hai orang-orang yang beriman, bershalawatlah kamu untuk Nabi dan ucapkanlah salam penghormatan kepadanya.” (QS. Al Ahzab:56)

Minggu, 04 April 2010

KEPADA SEMUT (Karya KH A. Mustofa Bisri)

Kepada semut rayap berucap
Kami pun semut, jangan takut!
Kepada rayap kecoa berkata
Kami rayap juga, jangan curiga!
Kepada kecoa tikus mendengus
Kami kecoa lihatlah, jangan salah!
Kepada tikus ular berujar
Kami juga tikus ini, jangan sangsi!
Kepada ular manusia bicara
Kami ular kok mas, jangan cemas